Bright Future in Sales

Got my venue assignment yesterday!

The show will be at The Actors' Playhouse, which is exactly across the street from Barrow Street Theatre in the West Village. Like, you can see it from the lobby.

So, since I'll be doing both shows at the same time, I'll finish one, cross the street, and do the other. I think this is hilarious and awesome.

Here's the theatre's website. I like how the "before and after" shots of the theatre renovation aren't really a one-to-one correlation.

www.nyactorsplayhouse.com/

One problem -- the theatre has 162 seats.

How am I going to fill 162 seats, 5 times?

I was kind of hoping that I would get a space with like, 40 seats, so I could fill it and sell out and feel good about myself.

Now I have to find, like 800 audience members. Or, like 500. 500 would do.

Oh god.

Please come to the show.

Love, Elizabeth